"Larry is the most infuriating condescending piano player we have ever met. He bullies us into giving him a request.  When we do he either refuses to play it - tells us to go into the elevator and listen out for Kenny G...."  
GF, Ohio (Crystal Symphony)
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"You have a voice that makes lonely women feel that little bit less lonely..." SF (Crystal Harmony 2005)
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"Great fun, great voice, great piano playing - insulted us nightly and still we came back for more and more..." R & G M (USA) Queen Mary 2 2007
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"Get out of my way...."
Frank Sinatra, London Palladium 1972
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"I'm trying to do a sound check. Can you please get out NOW..."
Barry Manilow, QEII, Osaka 1990
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"One thing you never do is try and out talk Larry. When he's behind the piano he's in charge and boy does he keep reminding us....
We heard some of the funniest put downs to people who thought they could outsmart him. Great show, Larry..."
GD (Santa Barbara, Calif) Coral Princess 2007
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"Forget about going to the tour office and asking what a port is going to be like. Listen to Larry's nightly report on how 'ghastly' the next day is going to be!!!! He had us in stitches every night. A really funny guy who just happens to play the piano and sing great..."  
Martha V (LA) Coral Princess 2007

"If Larry isn't on our next Princess cruise we're going to book
Celebrity...!"
The 'BRITISH SISTERS'  Coral Princess 2007
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 "A first class performer who not only dominates Crooners Bar but brings his  audience in and involves them. Every person left feeling they had witnessed  something very special....
George G. (UK Member of  Parliament. Coral Princess 2007
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 "You are a despicable anarchist..."
Fr. George Earle SJ 1971 (Stonyhurst  College)
as he revelled in expelling aforementioned piano player.
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 "No music - no rehearsal, Larry - we'll just do it! So waddaya know?"
 Ella  Fitzgerald to a very young quivering piano player who suddenly felt he was
wearing boxing gloves!
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"..He has been likened to Simon Cowell, Frasier, Basil Fawlty and even Stewie  from Family Guy. But whatever the comparison Larry Dunsmore is simply the  funniest acerbic piano entertainer in the business today!

Possessing an extraordinary voice, great piano playing coupled with a
scathing wit Larry is guaranteed to have any audience laughing and bopping at  the same time. He is the ultimate performer and draws his audience in (victims  as he likes to call them) from the moment he sits down at the piano and frowns. They are in for a treat!\

We heard some of the funniest put downs we have ever heard and we marvelled at the speed he delivered in what is always an unscripted and totally improvised show.

We watched his piano bar show no less than 14 times and each time it was completely different from the previous night. It is understandable why his audience are reserving seats up to 2 hours before he begins...

His headline shows "To Be Perfectly Frank" and the amazing "Hollywood Heroes" leave his audiences feeling as though they have witnessed something very special..."

GMF 2011